Final Fastfood Cosplay Skit (from Brisnova 2012)
McSephiroth (me) vs KFCloud (Robert) (costumes & props by me)
This has to be the best skit I’ve ever written. I actually had about 6 disney songs partially rewritten, but they wouldn’t fit in the time limit.
(to Belle, from Beauty & the Beast)
(KFCloud): Little Town, it’s a quiet Midgar, Ev’ry day, like the scum before, Little town, full of Shinra people waking up to say.
There goes the baker with his fries like always, The golden seasoned chips to sell, Ev’ry Season just the same, since the morning the colonel came, To this poor reactor town
(McSephiroth): Good Morning, Cloud
(to Part of Your World, from The Little Mermaid)
Look at this materia, isn’t it neat. Wouldn’t you think my equipment’s complete? Wouldn’t you think I’m the guy who will destroy everything?
I’ve got Fira’s and Aero’s aplenty, I’ve got time, I’ve got heal and poison. You want fries with that? I’ve got plenty. But who cares? Happy Meal. I want more.
(KFCloud): Oh I just can’t wait to be fastfood king!
(to savages, from Pocahontas)
(McSephie): What you expect, from filthy little chickens? I’m what you get when the tastes are all diverse
(KFCloud): Beneath that milky hide, they say there’s meat inside. Makes you wonder did it even bleed.
(McSephie): They’re Savages, Savages, barely even meat!
(KFCloud): Savages, Savages, Beefeaters at the core!
(both) Now we sound the drums, of war!